I Accidentally My Fleshlight!

First off, if you don't know what a fleshlight is, google it. Second, this link I am about to provide you contains some of the funniest material I have seen on the internet in a long long time. It's pretty much self-explanatory once you dive in and start reading so here ya go:

I ACCIDENTALLY MY FLESHLIGHT!
Be sure and scroll all the way down. There's more!

UPDATE - It appears the photo hosting site does not provide a high enough bandwidth, and so you may catch the pictures offline. Just try again later if you're really that interested. (9/7/08)

UPDATE - Apparently, some person has brought it to my attention that this post is not WITTY nor INTELLIGENT. Or it's not witty AND intelligent. I don't know, it was worded a bit carelessly. Whatever the case, thank you so much Mr. or Mrs. Anonymous (LOL) for bringing it to my attention! I wouldn't have ever figured that out if it weren't for you. Again, I truly thank you for spreading the light of day across all the world with your very astute, anonymous comments. I would send you a thank you letter, but I don't know who you are! I apologize; I will work on getting more intelligently witty content published. (9/7/08)

UPDATE - This blog post is not meant to be witty nor intelligent. Just annoyingly humorous. (9/7/08)