Monday, March 30, 2009

If Atheists Ruled the World...

All of the dialogue in the following video is taken directly, word for word, from online Christian fundamentalist forums. That is the horrifying truth. I wish everyone would allow their eyes to be opened and see how detrimental these fundamentalist Christians are to our very existence. Typically, when something is present that slows down positive progression, like too much weight on a race car, it is removed permanently. So how do we take care of this infestation that's putting too much weight on humanity to progress effectively? Fellow atheists, agnostics, rationalists, WHATEVER, need to come out of the closet and make a stand. The USA is NOT a christian nation. It is a nation that is supposed to be free from religious labels. That's why our forefathers left Britain to begin with. Now enjoy the scary film:

Church Mice


Very subtle, yet hilarious spoof. I wish we could replace all traveling christians trying to spread the word of jesus with cheese salesmen. The world would be a better, and cheesier, place!

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Did You Know?

I can't decide if this is entertaining or strictly depressing.


Saturday, March 21, 2009

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Rape Captcha

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I know I was browsing aggressively through your site Newegg, but THIS is ridiculous!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Happy Birthday Charles Darwin



Most people recognize today as being Abraham Lincoln's birthday. He deserves the recognition every year due to his history changing presidency; however, there is another individual worth acknowledging on this day. Charles Darwin shares a birthday with Lincoln. Darwin is one of the most important people in our written history. He challenged religion with his theory of evolution and controversial, yet important, book The Origin of Species. Most of the theories he created have now been solidified by fact, and his genius shines more now than ever. His willingness to separate himself from the brainwashing religious factions got him heavily scrutinized during his life, and all rationalists, atheists and agnostics alike, should be happy he did. He helped pave the road towards where we stand today. Without his observations and theories, atheists may still be persecuted for wanting to think for ourselves! Praise Darwin indeed.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Religulous on DVD February 17th



I know what you're thinking. Shut up about that damn movie! Are you in love with Bill Maher? Etc. etc. All I can say is this is the most important movie to come along in...well, maybe forever. Just like we can say Richard Dawkin's "The God Delusion" is the most important book to come along in forever. They both include messages that would save humanity, but no one is ever willing to listen.

The thing that excites me most about the DVD release of Religulous on February 17th is that there will no doubt be a lot of 'in the closet' rationalists, who were too scared to be seen in the theater watching this movie, or that just didn't have the film available at a nearby theater, taking a peek at Bill Maher's scary, but important message.

Hopefully I will have the spare cash to pick up the DVD the day it arrives because, although I have seen the movie numerous times since the trip to the theater, I look forward to the extras that should undoubtedly be very interesting. They include:
  • Commentary with Bill Maher and Director Larry Charles
  • Bill Maher Monologues from around the World
  • Deleted Scenes (sweeeeet)
Please do yourself a favor and go rent this. Let me know what you thought. >;)

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Best Superbowl Article Ever.

For those of you like me who don't necessarily enjoy the barbaric race back and forth across a field while retards pummel each other over a fucking BALL, this article is for you. The rest of you? Go fuck yourself.

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009