Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
X - Mas time!
UPDATE: I had to remove the Religulous clip due to copyright issues. Hope you enjoyed it while it lasted.
It is understood by millions that the importance of this time of year is Jesus Christ's (what a last name) birthday. It has been proclaimed for a while now that December 25th will be the day we celebrate the birth... of the one and only... SON OF GOD HIMSELF... EVERYONE PUT THEIR HANDS TOGETHER FOR MR. CHRIST IN THE FLESH.....JESUS!!!!
*theme music blares through speakers*
Let's get serious people. This month holds a shit load of importance for people of ALL different faiths. Coincidence? No. It's because every new fairytale derives from another fairytale; thusly, leaving every new fairytale with the same bullshit fantasy story. There is no denying that fact. It is what it is...fact.
So, I cordially celebrate Christmas because I do not want to let my family down. They want the entire family to be present for the festivities so I play along. I'm not hurting anyone. I'm just there to be with family at the one time of year that we are all together........okay, that's a lie. This group of people get together for birthdays, easter, fucking BAPTISMS!!! The fact remains that I love them no matter what religious traditions they insist on following. The same goes for my friends. I went to go eat at a friend's house a couple nights ago and ended up holding hands with my dinner partners and looked around astonished as they started to pray! Did I object? Fuck no. I have respect. That's what I go through for my friends. I will participate in their family rituals if it means I get to hang out with them. Anywho, I'm getting off on a somewhat tangent here. But that's ok, because that is sometimes when the most intelligent babble gets spit out.
Nonetheless, Christmas is a holiday for chumps. So is Hannukah, Chanukah, Hannakuh, er, WHATEVERTHEFUCK-KAH. Either way, it's all a make believe celebration for a make believe god on a make believe date. FUCK, historians say that if jesus is real, he wasn't even born until June on the calendar, and probably 2 years after the bible tries to say he was. But whatever. This time of year, I just sit back and enjoy the togetherness of the family.
With all ranting aside, this ultimately brings into light the fact that I finally found a Religulous torrent. I drove to Dallas to watch this movie. That was 10 hours total of travel time, just to watch one movie. Of course, as I have proclaimed in a previous post, it was well worth it. Well, I WILL buy the DVD when it is released, but for now I have to rely on the torrent I found to download and occupy my obsession until then. With it, though, I have great news. I have the profound, intelligent, mind opening, unbelievable, beautiful ending of the movie. I want everyone to watch it. The entire film is not destroyed just by watching the ending of the movie. In fact that's one of the many things i Love about this film. You can see the ending, and still thoroughly enjoy the rest of the flick. So here it is folks. I especially insist on posting this because I know the only people who probably view this blog will never actually buy/rent this movie:
It doesn't take a lot to scare someone, believe it or not. That's the reason so many people in our world believe in some kind of religion. Therefore, for those of you that are so weak-minded, I hope that this clip will scare you into the TRUTH, for there is nothing more important.
It is understood by millions that the importance of this time of year is Jesus Christ's (what a last name) birthday. It has been proclaimed for a while now that December 25th will be the day we celebrate the birth... of the one and only... SON OF GOD HIMSELF... EVERYONE PUT THEIR HANDS TOGETHER FOR MR. CHRIST IN THE FLESH.....JESUS!!!!
*theme music blares through speakers*
Let's get serious people. This month holds a shit load of importance for people of ALL different faiths. Coincidence? No. It's because every new fairytale derives from another fairytale; thusly, leaving every new fairytale with the same bullshit fantasy story. There is no denying that fact. It is what it is...fact.
So, I cordially celebrate Christmas because I do not want to let my family down. They want the entire family to be present for the festivities so I play along. I'm not hurting anyone. I'm just there to be with family at the one time of year that we are all together........okay, that's a lie. This group of people get together for birthdays, easter, fucking BAPTISMS!!! The fact remains that I love them no matter what religious traditions they insist on following. The same goes for my friends. I went to go eat at a friend's house a couple nights ago and ended up holding hands with my dinner partners and looked around astonished as they started to pray! Did I object? Fuck no. I have respect. That's what I go through for my friends. I will participate in their family rituals if it means I get to hang out with them. Anywho, I'm getting off on a somewhat tangent here. But that's ok, because that is sometimes when the most intelligent babble gets spit out.
Nonetheless, Christmas is a holiday for chumps. So is Hannukah, Chanukah, Hannakuh, er, WHATEVERTHEFUCK-KAH. Either way, it's all a make believe celebration for a make believe god on a make believe date. FUCK, historians say that if jesus is real, he wasn't even born until June on the calendar, and probably 2 years after the bible tries to say he was. But whatever. This time of year, I just sit back and enjoy the togetherness of the family.
With all ranting aside, this ultimately brings into light the fact that I finally found a Religulous torrent. I drove to Dallas to watch this movie. That was 10 hours total of travel time, just to watch one movie. Of course, as I have proclaimed in a previous post, it was well worth it. Well, I WILL buy the DVD when it is released, but for now I have to rely on the torrent I found to download and occupy my obsession until then. With it, though, I have great news. I have the profound, intelligent, mind opening, unbelievable, beautiful ending of the movie. I want everyone to watch it. The entire film is not destroyed just by watching the ending of the movie. In fact that's one of the many things i Love about this film. You can see the ending, and still thoroughly enjoy the rest of the flick. So here it is folks. I especially insist on posting this because I know the only people who probably view this blog will never actually buy/rent this movie:
It doesn't take a lot to scare someone, believe it or not. That's the reason so many people in our world believe in some kind of religion. Therefore, for those of you that are so weak-minded, I hope that this clip will scare you into the TRUTH, for there is nothing more important.
Friday, December 19, 2008
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Obligatory Dick in a Box video
The holiday season is among us. To me it means doing shit with family and funny videos like this one.
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Roger Ebert is awesome.
I have always had a great respect for Roger Ebert's ability to analyze movies. After reading his latest review, I have even more respect for Roger Ebert as a man. Apparently, ol' Ebert was given hell for not reviewing Ben Stein's film "Expelled." The film is Ben Stein's attempt to debunk science in favor of religion and intelligent design. He and his production company pointed their fingers at Ebert saying he refused to review the film because of his biased belief in the theory of evolution. Soooo, Roger Ebert told them to go fuck themselves by taking the time to write an extra lengthy review of "Expelled."
Quotes:
" It is well photographed and edited, sometimes amusing, has well-chosen talking heads, gives an airing to evolutionists however truncated and interrupted with belittling images, and incorporates entertainingly unfair historical footage, as when it compares academia's rejection of Creationism to the erection of the Berlin Wall."
"The more you know about evolution, or simple logic, the more you are likely to be appalled by the film. No one with an ability for critical thinking could watch more than three minutes without becoming aware of its tactics. It isn't even subtle. Take its treatment of Dawkins, who throughout his interviews with Stein is honest, plain-spoken, and courteous. As Stein goes to interview him for the last time, we see a makeup artist carefully patting on rouge and dusting Dawkins' face. After he is prepared and composed, after the shine has been taken off his nose, here comes plain, down-to-earth, workaday Ben Stein. So we get the vain Dawkins with his effete makeup, talking to the ordinary Joe."
"This film is cheerfully ignorant, manipulative, slanted, cherry-picks quotations, draws unwarranted conclusions, makes outrageous juxtapositions (Soviet marching troops representing opponents of ID), pussy-foots around religion (not a single identified believer among the ID people), segues between quotes that are not about the same thing, tells bald-faced lies, and makes a completely baseless association between freedom of speech and freedom to teach religion in a university class that is not about religion."
Please take the time to read the entire review as it is awe inspiring.
READ FULL ARTICLE
Quotes:
" It is well photographed and edited, sometimes amusing, has well-chosen talking heads, gives an airing to evolutionists however truncated and interrupted with belittling images, and incorporates entertainingly unfair historical footage, as when it compares academia's rejection of Creationism to the erection of the Berlin Wall."
"The more you know about evolution, or simple logic, the more you are likely to be appalled by the film. No one with an ability for critical thinking could watch more than three minutes without becoming aware of its tactics. It isn't even subtle. Take its treatment of Dawkins, who throughout his interviews with Stein is honest, plain-spoken, and courteous. As Stein goes to interview him for the last time, we see a makeup artist carefully patting on rouge and dusting Dawkins' face. After he is prepared and composed, after the shine has been taken off his nose, here comes plain, down-to-earth, workaday Ben Stein. So we get the vain Dawkins with his effete makeup, talking to the ordinary Joe."
"This film is cheerfully ignorant, manipulative, slanted, cherry-picks quotations, draws unwarranted conclusions, makes outrageous juxtapositions (Soviet marching troops representing opponents of ID), pussy-foots around religion (not a single identified believer among the ID people), segues between quotes that are not about the same thing, tells bald-faced lies, and makes a completely baseless association between freedom of speech and freedom to teach religion in a university class that is not about religion."
Please take the time to read the entire review as it is awe inspiring.
READ FULL ARTICLE
Friday, November 21, 2008
HOLY SHIT THAT'S AN AWESOME METEOR
"A spectacular and almost blindingly bright meteor sparked a flurry of emergency calls to the police after it lit up the skies over western Canada.
Onlookers across the province of Alberta watched in awe, describing a kaleidoscope of colours as the rock rapidly descended.
'At first I thought it was fireworks,' farmer Marcel Gobeil said.
'I've never seen anything like it; it was green and blue and then turned to bright red. It was pretty big.'" (source)
Check out the video below taken from a police cruiser's dashcam. Can you imagine suddenly seeing that in the sky in front of you?
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Doll says, "Islam is the light"...... purportedly
You want something scarier than a Halloween spook house? How about a doll that was discovered to say shit like, "Islam is the light" or "Satan is the King"? Would that spook you? Some people actually have a fear of dolls to begin with, so a doll spitting out suggestive material like this must be very unsettling...
My personal opinion? Some fear mongering lunatic heard this babbling and made it out to seem like something horrible. It happens all the fucking time! Led Zeppelin, the Beatles, the list goes on about hidden messages, subliminal messages, etc. All in all, it is in the EAR OF THE BEHOLDER! When a human is TOLD that something says something, they will inevitably HEAR it. You have it in your head that the doll at this specific moment will say "Islam is the light." So when you hear it, you can shape out the babble to say just that.
So what does it say about our society when something like this pops up? We are a bunch of pathetic, desperate beings trying to create fear among the masses over something innocent. It's the basis (along with religion) for many a war. It is the basis for keeping humankind in check. And even still, if it did say "Islam is the light", and then uttered, "Satan is the King", that doesn't even make sense. Muslims would not want both phrases to be uttered in succession if they're trying to secretly spread the word of Allah. This whole thing stinks of radical Bible-obsessed Americans that can find evil (or opposition) in every medium possible. Shame on you all.
Coincidentally, not too long ago, Sony had to recall their highly anticipated video game "Little Big Planet" due to text out of the Qur'an being included in one of the game's songs. That's right. A massive recall was issued because one line out of the entire soundtrack was Islam in nature. In my opinion, the song was probably just quoting mythology as so many things do. Is Islam mythology? Yes. Just as much as the bible is. I know Sony pulled it because such content will make profits stutter for the game, but it's ridiculous they have to do so. Why isn't "God of War" recalled? Their entire game is based off an ancient Greek religion. I guess we'll have to wait another few hundred years before we declare all current religions false too. It will happen. But something else as absurd as christianity will take it's place. It's the circle of life. /sigh
UPDATE: The very first babble the doll makes in the video is very incoherent, correct? No! I sat and listened and discovered that it in fact says: "I can't, I can't rub mama." How dare these toy companies release pedophile promoting toys to our kids??!!?!?
UPDATE: OMG!! Oh shit, wait!!!!! I think the very first comment made by the doll might say "I can't, I can't vote Obama?" Wow, can you imagine? A doll promoting Obama's election and it happens to include a Muslim diatribe. Do you not fucking see how easy this is? It's an atrocity! Go fuck yourself people. Clear some tension! shit! (11/1/08 7:38PM)
UPDATE: Objectively, here is a video of the Led Zeppelin hit "Stairway to Heaven" in reverse to expose the 'secret, devilish messages' the band wanted to make known to mass populace. There are an infinite amount of differences between the translations of this song backwards, so you can kinda get my idea earlier. It's all in the "EAR OF THE BEHOLDER"
(11/1/08 8:35PM)
/point done being made
My personal opinion? Some fear mongering lunatic heard this babbling and made it out to seem like something horrible. It happens all the fucking time! Led Zeppelin, the Beatles, the list goes on about hidden messages, subliminal messages, etc. All in all, it is in the EAR OF THE BEHOLDER! When a human is TOLD that something says something, they will inevitably HEAR it. You have it in your head that the doll at this specific moment will say "Islam is the light." So when you hear it, you can shape out the babble to say just that.
So what does it say about our society when something like this pops up? We are a bunch of pathetic, desperate beings trying to create fear among the masses over something innocent. It's the basis (along with religion) for many a war. It is the basis for keeping humankind in check. And even still, if it did say "Islam is the light", and then uttered, "Satan is the King", that doesn't even make sense. Muslims would not want both phrases to be uttered in succession if they're trying to secretly spread the word of Allah. This whole thing stinks of radical Bible-obsessed Americans that can find evil (or opposition) in every medium possible. Shame on you all.
Coincidentally, not too long ago, Sony had to recall their highly anticipated video game "Little Big Planet" due to text out of the Qur'an being included in one of the game's songs. That's right. A massive recall was issued because one line out of the entire soundtrack was Islam in nature. In my opinion, the song was probably just quoting mythology as so many things do. Is Islam mythology? Yes. Just as much as the bible is. I know Sony pulled it because such content will make profits stutter for the game, but it's ridiculous they have to do so. Why isn't "God of War" recalled? Their entire game is based off an ancient Greek religion. I guess we'll have to wait another few hundred years before we declare all current religions false too. It will happen. But something else as absurd as christianity will take it's place. It's the circle of life. /sigh
UPDATE: The very first babble the doll makes in the video is very incoherent, correct? No! I sat and listened and discovered that it in fact says: "I can't, I can't rub mama." How dare these toy companies release pedophile promoting toys to our kids??!!?!?
UPDATE: OMG!! Oh shit, wait!!!!! I think the very first comment made by the doll might say "I can't, I can't vote Obama?" Wow, can you imagine? A doll promoting Obama's election and it happens to include a Muslim diatribe. Do you not fucking see how easy this is? It's an atrocity! Go fuck yourself people. Clear some tension! shit! (11/1/08 7:38PM)
UPDATE: Objectively, here is a video of the Led Zeppelin hit "Stairway to Heaven" in reverse to expose the 'secret, devilish messages' the band wanted to make known to mass populace. There are an infinite amount of differences between the translations of this song backwards, so you can kinda get my idea earlier. It's all in the "EAR OF THE BEHOLDER"
(11/1/08 8:35PM)
/point done being made
Scariest Videos on the Internet (that i could find at least)
First things first, it is obligatory for me to showcase some scary videos from the 'net. This year, I'm just going to seek and find videos that I too have not seen until today and share them with you. Some may be real, but some are most likely fake. I'll let you decide. It's still freaky nonetheless. Watch in the dark for full effect. =)
Large Apparition In The Woods - video powered by Metacafe
Large Apparition In The Woods - video powered by Metacafe
Happy Halloween Weekend!
Well, another year has passed and I didn't do anything for Halloween. This is probably the coolest of holidays in my opinion, and to celebrate I sat and watched ghost hunting shows on television. I guess much more couldn't be expected since I live in a small, rural town in TX, but I was tempted to drive all the way down to Austin to visit some spook houses. I didn't, and I probably won't.
So in an attempt to make myself feel better, I am declaring the entire weekend as Halloween Weekend. Luckily, Halloween landed on a Friday, so I feel it is legit to make such a declaration. Now the question remains, what will I do to make up for having such a boring, mundane October 31st? Hopefully, I'll be back to update with that answer. For now, Happy Halloween Weekend!
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